CANADA SIMULATOR · 3D WEBGL
Saturday Night Canada
Four seats. One beat-up folding card table. HNIC on the CRT. Caring is punished.
Who are you playing as?
How to play
- Look: drag · scroll/pinch zoom · Reset view (high table angle)
- You sit at the near edge — gold arrow + glow on your character
- Deal → upcard → Order up / Pass → play legal cards only
- Trump call: Canadians boo, Americans yay
- Hot knives: metal knives + smoke (Gary) · Mute for audio
Joke engine: Americans always win the match. First tap unlocks sound.